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¹No Top Secret without some jokes. The
first amount of jokes are so-called
'school-jokes'. It's just some funny
sentences that children have said
during their time in school.
'The earth weight many millions tons,
but I don't know whether that's with or
without people'.
'The water in this country is very
important, because if there was no
water, we will not be able to learn how
to swim and then we will all drown'.
'With the telescopes that are made
today, the sun will be much closer in
30 years'.
'The Sct.Bernarddog is the largest
useful dog that we have. It lives high
up in the Alpes and has the task to
bring the last oil to the ones that
dies in the snow''.
'The he-horse gives the she-horse an
injektion with a sort of tadpoles,
which ten makes a couple of eggs, which
become a new little horse'.
'If a man don't like to be a man, he
can be castated to a woman'.
'The first thing you die of is
accidents. Then diseases and finally a
lot commit suicides'.
'My great-grandfather was in the
hospital for two years with heart stop
before he took a deep breath and died'.
'There has been written alot about God
in the old and the new instruments.
The things written, are written with
Holy Writ. In the middle of the Garden
of Eden stood a tree called the
acquainntance tree on good and evil.
Adam and Eve was nt allowed to eat of
the tree, because God also wanted
something for himself. At the time
Abraham was siiting in 'Mamrelund'
three men arrived, but it was God and
two angels. And then Sara asked if
they wanted some cffe. And they sat
talking for a while and then God said
to Sara: Will you please go behind
that door and give birth to a baby
immediately'.
'He lost his legs in an accident and
even since he has been driving around
in the electric-chair.